Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lisa Frankenstein 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Cook up some oyster mushrooms
  Boil a shitake dashi broth
  Add to broth some rice noodles to cook, then some bok choy to wilt add back in the mushrooms 
  Fry up some salmon (rare) with chilli sesame sauce drizzled on top.
  Serve with sliced spring onion, fried shallots and red chilli
  👍👍👍👍👍👍 5/5 meal

  Just a delightful meal made by Alora before a bonkers film. 

  Film is absurd, stylish as hell and silly as heck. I enjoyed despite the lead being a generally woeful personality. Honestly our boy deserved better. A bit messy at points but the aesthetic was Tim Burton but with… balls

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  The Blood on Satan's Claw 1971

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  The aesthetic is so on point. One of the holy trinity of folk horror films for a reason.

Popular reviews

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  Cat 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2024 1

  Full credit to the up and coming talent on display here. The cat Sparticus shines and I should have never doubted their acting prowess. The rest of the cast are also wonderful but boy what a Cat. 

  Its perhaps unsurprising that someone who once told me ‘it’s ok it’s for cinema’ when trying to rummage through someone’s private desk at school could become the top high school film. Just a stunning effort and I couldn’t be more proud to have…

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2023 3

  Another for the ‘want justin long to get stabbed’ cinematic universe. Free accommodation and someone to love you is a pretty good deal this day and age tbh, and breast milk isn’t bitter and actually sweet, and no I won’t elaborate on whose wedding it was when I learnt that. What I’m saying is that in this economy its tempting to live in a basement as long as you’re surrounded by those who love you