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A History of Violence 2005
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I actually wish he hadn't been Joey
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Lisa Frankenstein 2024
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good news, the castration scene is equally as funny upon a rewatch
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The Portable Door 2023
I had been back in Perth for 2 hours when my mother asked me to watch a movie with her. I am her best and favourite child (my brothers don't use this app, they can't argue, for all you know it's true), so of course I told her I would watch whatever she wanted. this was the movie she wanted.
it had that kid's fantasy movie charm and I think if I were like 9 I would have liked it…
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Barbarian 2022
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I fucking loved this.
so I only started watching horror movies in 2020. my whole life up til then I had just flat out refused to watch them. I am very easily frightened. I have an extremely active imagination. I don't enjoy being scared.
but then I had an idea for a horror novel. and then someone called my first published story "horror". and I realised I was trying to be a horror writer, but never seen a fucking horror…
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