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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 07 Mar 2025 2

  Dude

  I came home to my mom an hour and a half into this movie
  If i was there i would’ve told her to not watch this shit
  Might’ve actually been the grossest thing i’ve seen and i’ve seen only the last 30 mins (hence why no rating), yet every time there’d be nasty shit on screen my mom would just laugh and says that this movie’s stupid as fuck

  I get what this movie’s message is but i don’t want to see anything like that again please and thanks

  Also this movie made me laugh way more than it should have

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025 1

  Fight club if the events of fight club occurred during the 2024 U.S Presidential election

  Went into it completely blind, thought it was pretty on-the-nose on who it’s trying to criticize (not that it wasn’t necessarily accurate at times tho) still was enjoyable as a movie forsure

  Clone robert pattison twice and trust me we’re gonna get wicked 😫 pause

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★★½ Watched 30 Sep 2024

  Everytime they broke into song I’d hear an audible groan behind me in the theatre

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  Trap 2024

  ★ Watched 25 Feb 2025 4

  yeah this was ass

  movie would’ve lasted about 15 minutes before this guy would’ve been caught if they were on cams (r6 reference), which is something you’d expect considering they had the entire police force prepared to catch one guy. what a waste of taxpayer money

  the characters in this movie are fucking stupid. i thought the concept was cool so i kinda looked forward to seeing him outsmart them. you ain’t lelouch lil bro 🙏😭 he does the bare minimum…

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