Jonathan

Jonathan

Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Crash
  • Morbius
  • The Transformers: The Movie

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★½

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★½

  • Transformers One

    ★★★★★

  • Little Man

    ½

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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★½

    Perhaps the real jokers were the audience along the way
    -3.5 stars for no sigma glowing eyes

  • Transformers One

    Transformers One

    ★★★★★

    If Transformers one has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Transformers one has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Transformers one has only one fan then that is me. If Transformers one has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Transformers one, then I am against the world.

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  • The Shawshank Redemption

    The Shawshank Redemption

    ½

    "The Shawshank Redemption" is a painfully overrated disaster. This 1994 film, often lauded as a masterpiece, is instead a slow, tedious slog with a painfully predictable plot and insipid performances.

    Tim Robbins’ portrayal of Andy Dufresne is a bland, emotionless mess, making it impossible to connect with his character. Morgan Freeman’s role as Ellis "Red" Redding is equally uninspired, his narration feeling like a never-ending stream of clichéd, self-important platitudes. The film’s slow pace drags on interminably, with every supposed…

  • Scarface

    Scarface

    ½

    Scarface is a spectacularly misguided film that’s as entertainingly awful as it is jaw-droppingly absurd. Picture a circus of neon lights and melodrama where Tony Montana’s rise from nobody to drug kingpin is portrayed with all the subtlety of a firework show in a library.

    The plot is a nonsensical rollercoaster, veering from one ridiculous scene to another with no regard for believability. The dialogue? It’s like a collection of bad stand-up routines delivered with the enthusiasm of a caffeinated…

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