Dan Bachman

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Every movie has a good thing or cool person in it!

Favorite films

  • Fargo
  • Porco Rosso
  • The Muppet Movie
  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

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  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    ★★★★

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★★

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

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  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    ★★★★

    Julian Glover most English guy doing an American accent in a movie ever*




    *Cumberbatch is disqualified cuz he does it too often and too crazy

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★★

    Wes Anderson, like an hour into his magnum opus: Hey, I found a really really really long ladder! We can get like 3 jokes in a row out of this, right?

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  • Hitch

    Hitch

    Eva Mendes’ ancestor turning out to be a serial killer is a HALL OF FAME bit

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    A triumph beyond triumph. A love story of such oozing, co-abusive toxicity that it would make PHANTOM THREAD blush. A jazz movie that wields it’s white-centric and very bad assumptions about jazz not as an endorsement of those assumptions (as LA LA LAND is, god help it) but as a cypher that helps us see how fundamentally hollow and broken our two characters are, these monsters wrestling around a drum set, who need each other as desperately as they hate and recognize each other. Thrilling. Bloody. Fun. Bleak. I fell in love with it in 2014 and love it still today.