Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wish Upon 2017

  ★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Wooden acting and dumb PG-13 jump scares. Gave me a few good laughs though!

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  New Rose Hotel 1998

  ★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Plays like a terrible student art film. There’s zero direction. Impossible to know what’s happening at any given point. A waste of two of the best actors of all time. At least…titties? Titties are good we love titties.

Popular reviews

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  The Room 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 May 2020 1

  A cinematic masterpiece, passionate and heartbreaking. Hey, nice ass Tommy!

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  Dear Evan Hansen 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Sep 2021

  Words fail. 

  Actually no they don’t here I go.

  Saw an early screening at the AMC in Kips Bay. First time back at an AMC since Covid. A year and a half ago I saw the iconic Sonic the Hedgehog film.

  I loved the show, I liked the movie.

  But I did not like

  1. How the FUCK are you gonna cut “Good for You” how DARE YOU. One of the best songs in the show. 
  2. 1. How the…