David/Stretch

David/Stretch

I would like to watch something pretentious please

Favorite films

  • Pierrot le Fou
  • Inland Empire
  • Last Year at Marienbad
  • Mirror

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  • Torment

    ★★★★½

  • Let's Scare Jessica to Death

    ★★★★★

  • Glen or Glenda

    ★★★★★

  • Paprika

    ★★★★

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  • Let's Scare Jessica to Death

    Let's Scare Jessica to Death

    ★★★★★

    Absolutely impeccable, peak neurodivergent horror.

  • Glen or Glenda

    Glen or Glenda

    ★★★★★

    My trans ass wishes

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  • The Rehearsal

    The Rehearsal

    ★★★★★

    I will always find the near miss of Jules Dassin with the French New Wave fascinating (especially Godard's dismissal of Rififi in relation to French directors in the crime genre) and nowhere moreso than in this incredible communist hybrid media piece. It is narrative film, documentary, theatrical, archival, and a self reflective behind the scenes film essay all at the same time, each form interacting and building on top of eachother. Maybe Godard was mad that an American came into…

  • KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park

    KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park

    ★★★★

    The Westworld sequel I never knew I needed, and a live action Hanna-Barbera cartoon that I really did not realize could be pulled off so well. Genuinely one of the most fun movies I've seen in a long time and I honestly cannot comprehend the dismal reception this has on the site.

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