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  Anora 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Dec 2024

  Vanya was terribly funny
  For a dude who was mentally five 
  I wish Ani had gotten more money
  But I’m glad that she got out alive

  When you find a dumb man with some riches
  You should take him for all that he’s got
  The goons really had me in stitches
  But them tying her up was a lot

  I laughed and I gasped and I wriggled
  There was tension like flipping a switch
  Ani broke that dude’s nose and I giggled 
  But I’m sad that we can’t eat the rich

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★ Watched 08 Oct 2024

  I shot out of my daddy’s dick ready
  There were more story threads than spaghetti

  Just to see Blade, man, I was ecstatic
  And Tom Wambsgans was weird and erratic

  The fan service here was exquisite
  Glad that Wolverine came for a visit

  The franchise is not for me, dammit
  But I’d gladly watch Deadpool and Gambit

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  The Amazing Spider-Man 2012

  ★★ Watched 14 Sep 2024

  As Spider-Man, Garfield flies free
  As Peter Parker? Not for me
  What’s his daddy’s secret mean?
  I wish he’d find out off the screen
  It’s X-games Peter! Sick! Insane!
  Two hundred million down the drain
  A lovely Gwen was Emma Stone
  I’d gladly leave the rest alone

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★ Watched 06 Sep 2024

  The violence was vivid
  Callbacks were insipid 
  When Andy gets bullied it sure makes me livid

  The film was exciting
  The fights were delighting
  I tremble with every xenomorph sighting

  The references? Toss ‘em
  The world building? Awesome
  The xenomorph teeth were so shiny, let’s floss ‘em

  An Alien parable
  Rook’s face was terrible
  All things considered, was better than bearable

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