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Return of the Tooth Fairy 2020
I'm thoroughly convinced this is a film series made by people that failed remedial math in high school.
This sequel takes place twenty years after this first movie, which should be 2023, making Corey twenty-nine. But instead he's twenty-five and it's 2020.Like many sequels, it's more incompetent than the first entry, but in this film's case it's almost a badge of honor. I'm honestly impressed at how bad it is at every turn.
The tooth fairy, as well all…
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Tooth Fairy 2019
Wow, at first I thought this was produced by the British guy that churns out those public domain horror films, but it's so much worse than anything Rhys Frake-Waterfield ever put out (I cheated and looked him up).
This was simultaneously a blast to watch and agonizing to sit through, because it's one terrible choice compounded by another. Everyone fails so hard: the casting failed, the lighting failed, writing, direction, costuming. The bulk of this movie takes place in 2013…
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The Jurassic Dead 2017
Barely a movie. Cool decision to destroy the earth at the end.
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