Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  765874: Unification 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Nov 2024

  Beautiful.

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  In a Violent Nature 2024

  ½ Watched 20 Nov 2024

  How can you fuck up a Friday The 13th Part 2 remake?

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ½ Watched 13 Jul 2024 1

  I went in wanting to love it, hated it as soon as the T-Rex quote came on screen.  

  Felt like the screenplay was written by a 15 year old boy. Every line was a cliche. 

  Where was the detective work? Just because you have some lame cyphers and an over head shot of someone arranging pictures on the floor? Great. Haven’t you heard? “The devil is in the details”? 

  Cinematography was ok.

  Hail Satan, yeah right. Fuck off.

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  The New York Ripper 1982

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Jan 2024

  Truly a masterpiece; maybe the closest Fulci ever got to being the Kubrick of exploitation.