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  Jurassic Park 1993

  Watched 05 Mar 2025

  spielberg HAD to have wanted to fuck jeff goldblum There was no reason to have him Shirt open 70% of the movie

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  All of Us Strangers 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  "how about i come in anyway? if not for a drink then for.. anything else you might want"

  adam is a strong solider for not clinging to that man like a rabid animal after that

Popular reviews

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  Benjamin 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  the gayest part about this movie was not the gay sex but its how enamored benjamin was with noahs mid ass singing

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  Men 2022

  ½ Watched 11 Nov 2024

  men can't make movies about men. unfortunately it seems like their genetic code doesn't allow them to be self aware.

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