Favorite films

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  HOW HAVE I NEVER REVIEWED THIS BEFORE
  this film means everything to me, feels like a memory i inherited from a past life i spent as a sailor who died at sea having never resolved his burgeoning homosexual feelings

  perfect movie, smells like rotten dick, a sensory nightmare, fucking horrible, my favourite film in the world.
  Willem; I am Fond of your Lobster x

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025 3

  right lemme go see it properly in the cinema once its won best picture and ill write a real review then

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  Doctor Who: The Star Beast 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Nov 2023 1

  problematic fave The Meep forgiven by the lgbt community for bravely attempting to destroy london

  we are so back. my parents are going to fucking hate this

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  exactly what i wanted! maybe the most dramatic eggers flick so far, and you hardly feel how long it is. tee hee.
  was expecting more monsterfuckery, didnt care for the amount of jumpscares, but otherwise i had a grand time! i dont think its my favourite out of eggers films but its still so good. i would recommend NOT seeing it in the cinema or going to an independent/late at night just anything to avoid the crowd. this film seems…

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