Dean

Dean

i wish that hot soup was served at cinemas

Favorite films

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • The Handmaiden
  • Suspiria
  • I Saw the TV Glow

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  • The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Sing Sing

    ★★★★

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    HOW HAVE I NEVER REVIEWED THIS BEFORE
    this film means everything to me, feels like a memory i inherited from a past life i spent as a sailor who died at sea having never resolved his burgeoning homosexual feelings

    perfect movie, smells like rotten dick, a sensory nightmare, fucking horrible, my favourite film in the world.
    Willem; I am Fond of your Lobster x

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

    right lemme go see it properly in the cinema once its won best picture and ill write a real review then

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  • Doctor Who: The Star Beast

    Doctor Who: The Star Beast

    ★★★½

    problematic fave The Meep forgiven by the lgbt community for bravely attempting to destroy london

    we are so back. my parents are going to fucking hate this

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    exactly what i wanted! maybe the most dramatic eggers flick so far, and you hardly feel how long it is. tee hee.
    was expecting more monsterfuckery, didnt care for the amount of jumpscares, but otherwise i had a grand time! i dont think its my favourite out of eggers films but its still so good. i would recommend NOT seeing it in the cinema or going to an independent/late at night just anything to avoid the crowd. this film seems…

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