Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  G.B.F. 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Cinematic masterpiece

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  Elvis 2022

  ½ Watched 30 Mar 2024

  i think this is one of the most deeply upsetting movies i have ever watched. all of the characters looked so sweaty that i felt like i needed to take a shower. despite the imaginable stench on the set, the context of this film is very sanitized. i felt like i was in a fever dream because of the fast pace but also because of the uncanny valley that tom hanks was in. i dont know why im writing a review, i think i just feel very disturbed LOL.

Popular reviews

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★ Watched 07 Jan 2023

  hands-free masturbation for people in their late 40s. 2 stars for "Take My Breath Away" exclusion.

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  The End of the Tour 2015

  ★ Added

  they couldve just filmed the director giving a blowjob to jason segel as dfw.

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