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Recent reviews

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  Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I respect women so much that I didn't even understand the operating table death joke. I’m 6’4 btw.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025 4

  Dropped the fact that I was poly to the evil bookclub on the ride over and now they talking about how great the poly character was on the ride back (except they aren’t even talking about nasha they are just talking about Kai, the bisexual).

Popular reviews

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  OSS 117: Lost in Rio 2009

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Dec 2023

  “Kiss my ass.”

  “D’accord. Faisons comme ça.”

  
  

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  When are we getting an epic haïtien revolution billion dollar blockbuster with this cinematography? Scratch that, better cinematography; all of the dark-skinned black soldiers where completely faceless due to the lighting and exposure in this, scott.

  I actually was really enjoying this completely disjointed film until wellington showed up. Watched in London where not a single brit in the audience got the bit about the brits being just as bad if not worse than Napoleon himself. Passed the bechdel test…