Chris

Chris

Favorite films

  • The Bridge on the River Kwai
  • Blue Velvet
  • 12 Angry Men
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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  • Sinister

    ★★★½

  • Fast Times at Ridgemont High

    ★★★

  • Flow

    ★★★★

  • Heretic

    ★★★

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  • Fast Times at Ridgemont High

    Fast Times at Ridgemont High

    ★★★

    I’ve smoked with guys that are exactly like Spicoli. Hell I tried to embody his energy a few summers when I was in high school. Perks of good surf and good weed in San Diego. 

    All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine. 

    Fucking righteous brah, life can be so simple if we let it be.

  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★

    KITTY NOOO STOP JUMPING IN THE WATER!!!!

    This was like watching a feature length short film, and I mean that in the best way possible. The most creative, original piece of work I’ve seen in a minute. It reminded me why animation is so special.

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  • Mission: Impossible

    Mission: Impossible

    ★★★★

    By far the best MI film in the entire series. No continuous over the top action but enough to keep you engaged. Cruise at his charming best without it seeming like it’s forced. Love the beginning sequence to death and sets the tone beautifully for the rest of the movie. And how can I not mention the Langley hack, I mean that has to be one of the coolest scenes in action movie history. This is the standard for spy movies and I will happily die on that hill.

  • Beerfest

    Beerfest

    ★★★

    There’s a specific subset of 2000s comedy movies that I grew up with and am just really nostalgic for. Beerfest, Super Troopers, the Harold and Kumar saga, Talladega Nights etc. And while some have better writing, comedy, script, and dialogue, than the others, I can’t hate any of them. Yes obviously it’s dated comedy but these movies just capture dumb guy humor so well and I never won’t have a good time watching them. None of these are winning academy awards but that’s not why I watch them. It’s pure entertainment value for people with this specific sense of humor.

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