denpaguro

denpaguro

nikki!

all movies are attempting to be THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974) & HOUSE (1977).

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • House
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • House

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  • Venom: The Last Dance

    ½

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    ½

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    ½

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ½

    someone has to show normies actual BL, or even just something that actually has queer undertones, idk

    it's not like i KNEW this wouldn't be gay bc of the type of people who swore it was, nor if there was some homosex it wouldve saved the movie or something, but it's shocking how little it takes for your social media I Want My Tweet To Go Viral users to advertise this as "waow so kawaii unfff this is so fangirlcore"…

  • Black Panther

    Black Panther

    ★★

    okoye my waifu...

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  • Eagle vs Shark

    Eagle vs Shark

    ½

    this entire movie is the "In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo" speech for 90 minutes.

  • Shiva Baby

    Shiva Baby

    i saw a comment on a trailer post for this movie quoting the 'you look like gwyneth paltrow on food stamps' line and saying "thanks for letting me know this is gonna be shit!" and honestly i should've just caved in and listened


    a great movie for boring people who have no identity of their own past making vague relatable/awkward jokes


    apparently this is some like bi masterpiece? i only felt embarrassed by it, it really has nothing to do…