Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie has everything: A leading woman wearing brown mustard pants, slender-man and his bodily diverse friends, a moody and underutilized lake on the same property as a mysterious past trauma, and a severely under-qualified tractor beam operator helping push the Alien OSHA agenda.
If you're going to invade a home in America, dont walk around aimlessly while making a bunch of gurgling noises. If this film took place where I live in Missouri, it would be a visceral 5…