dert209

dert209

Favorite films

  • Brazil
  • Noroi: The Curse
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Apocalypse Now

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  • The Monkey

    ★★★

  • Bob Marley: One Love

    ★★

  • Auto Focus

    ★★★★★

  • Click

    ★★

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    Had the pleasure of seeing and hearing Osgood's smug ass explain this movie to the audience after it was over. He had a tight 15 minutes of material to try out on a crowd of awkward cinephiles, which went over mostly well until he described in detail how he managed to film during the writer's strike through various scabs and canadians (fucking bastards). His rapport with the crowd deteriorated quickly as the story went on, and he was eventually chased…

  • Bob Marley: One Love

    Bob Marley: One Love

    ★★

    My experience leading up to viewing this movie closely matched my actual feelings about it. You are promised a blunt but are instead given a TCH-A preroll hidden inside a blunt wrap like some fucked up taco bell limited-release creation. I was lucky to have a cultural attaché while viewing this movie, in the form of my buddy who once visited Jamaica and bought weed off a janitor there. He gave me an earpiece like they do at the UN…

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  • Mr. Bean's Holiday

    Mr. Bean's Holiday

    ★★★★★

    Τhe mr bean fandom is dying repost if you're a true beaner

  • Click

    Click

    ★★

    clit

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