deserthearts420

deserthearts420

Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Blue Valentine
  • Donnie Darko

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  • Labyrinth

    ★★★★★

  • Monster House

    ★★★★★

  • Deep Blue Sea

    ★★★★

  • True Lies

    ★★★★★

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  • Labyrinth

    Labyrinth

    ★★★★★

    David Bowie is the golbin king and he wears reallllyyy tight pants.
    The fountain show at the mall reminded me of the ballroom scene. Crystals. Everywhere. Magic. LUDOOOOOOO. David Bowie in tight pants and hes singing. Don't end up in the bog of eternal stench. Hoggle and Didymus are your friends. The worm is not.

  • Monster House

    Monster House

    ★★★★★

    I haven’t seen this since it came out, so watching it now felt like the first time. Animation is kind of grody but weird enough to enjoy while high. Definitely written by an alien or someone who’s never had a conversation or been outside. An AI ghostwriter. Who else knew Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mitchel Musso, Steve Buscemi and Paul Blart have all worked together. Great film will definitely watch again.

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  • True Lies

    True Lies

    ★★★★★

    What a journey! Jamie Lee Curtis is HOT. Too much happens in this movie. Everything made me laugh (good).

  • Deep Blue Sea

    Deep Blue Sea

    ★★★★

    Lot of unexpected turns. Blood, explosions, genius killer sharks, LL Cool J and a talking parrot. Can’t tell if the characters are annoying to me or were written to be dumb. Ending was the best part of the movie. Might watch it ten more times or never again.

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