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Beneath the Planet of the Apes 1970
First half is a total retread of the same story beats from the classic original with a more handsome and shorter Charlton Heston lookalike as the lead…
Second half is the gonzo batshit insane futuristic nightmares I’ve always yearned for with one of the biggest cinematic fuck you endings I’ve ever seen. Loved every second of it. Also love that this movie was rated “G” and that it probably smooshed some small child’s Play-Doh brain.
“In one of the countless billions of galaxies in the universe lies a medium-sized star, and one of its satellites, a green and insignificant planet, is now dead.”
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