Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Super fun and smart and sexy, however whatever blurry effect thing was going on sometimes made me feel like I was watching a 3D movie that the theater neglected to provide glasses for

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  Atlantis: The Lost Empire 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  48% on rotten tomatoes??? Those knuckleheads don’t appreciate cinema

Popular reviews

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2023

  I’m convinced Keanu Reeves doesn’t understand the English language and they just have him phonetically learn his lines. But it’s okay cause he can punch. 

  Also me popping my p*ssy to the soundtrack the whole movie: 🦟🦗🦟🦗

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  Juror #2 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  The fact that one of the top google searches is “is Clint Eastwood still alive” and he’s cranking out movies like this. What a guy

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