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Black Bag 2025
Much hornier Mr. and Mrs. Smith with much less action
This cast has some incredible chemistry and the script is pretty phenomenal. As action-less as it can feel at times, you are completely absorbed by the standoffs people have with their eyes and words. Nobody has to die brutally for you to feel the stakes, the looks exchanged and the stress everyone exudes is pretty palpable.
Sometimes the acting with Fassbender is a little stiff but him playing this OCD…
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Abigail 2024
I love Ready or Not! I am not in love with Abigail!
It felt like every line of this movie is made for trailers and promotional material, the one liners were making me cringe for a bit. It won me over heavily in the back half though because of how much fun I was having. I thought it was taking itself too serious to be campy but all the seriousness fades pretty quickly.
Melissa Barrera is a queen though and…
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The Boy 2016
what a good little the boy
I remember this movie making much less sense than it really makes, it’s actually aged a little better than when it first came out
The performances given are fine and the writing does what it needs to drive home some of the plot choices, nothing insanely special on either end.
Also not ever scary but it is very very intriguing! I enjoyed it because I knew the eventual payoff that we get BUT I…
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Halloween 2007
Welcome to my laundry list of why this movie absolutely sucks. Sorry if you like this but I despise this movie.
Minor spoilers ahead I guess (but who cares)
Heavy trigger warning as well1.) You’ll notice everyone in this movie is an absolutely vile human (except Danny Trejo for some reason). I think this is an attempt to get some sort of pathos for Michael, which is so weird and just twists the whole reason John Carpenter made Michael…
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