Devan

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i like horror movies

(and spiderman)

Favorite films

  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Ready or Not
  • Nosferatu
  • Exhuma

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  • Wicked

    ★★★★½

  • Bad Ben

    ★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Abigail

    ★★★

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★½

    For some reason I expected the glossiness of this movie to bother me when I saw trailers, it really didn’t at all 

    Ariana Grande and Cynthia Ervos are so nuts in this. I can’t imagine a role for them that will ever top either of these, it feels like they were made in a lab to eventually star in Wicked 

    I could’ve done without the Ethan Slater jump scares but Peter Dinklage as a history teaching goat bridges the gap for…

  • Bad Ben

    Bad Ben

    ★½

    Doors in your life opening and shutting are truly the ultimate horror, what a deep metaphor from Bad Ben 

    I fell asleep during the tumultuous final 10 minutes of this movie but it’s pretty much just pasted clips of all the different rooms of this guy’s house 

    Not too sure it’s intended to be comedy but his lines are absolutely hilarious. Calls a female police officer a whore and then throws away his Christian memorabilia because “that’s just the day and age we live in”

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  • The Boy

    The Boy

    ★★½

    what a good little the boy 

    I remember this movie making much less sense than it really makes, it’s actually aged a little better than when it first came out 

    The performances given are fine and the writing does what it needs to drive home some of the plot choices, nothing insanely special on either end. 

    Also not ever scary but it is very very intriguing! I enjoyed it because I knew the eventual payoff that we get BUT I…

  • Abigail

    Abigail

    ★★★

    I love Ready or Not! I am not in love with Abigail!

    It felt like every line of this movie is made for trailers and promotional material, the one liners were making me cringe for a bit. It won me over heavily in the back half though because of how much fun I was having. I thought it was taking itself too serious to be campy but all the seriousness fades pretty quickly. 

    Melissa Barrera is a queen though and…