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  The Gorge 2025

  ★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  A sort of cool idea for a dumb action movie that quickly spirals into a COD Nazi Zombies plot. Nonsense.

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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  “Okay that was great everyone but let’s try again and deliver the lines even more emotionless and deadpan” - How I imagine Yorgos after filming every single scene. 

  Cool premise but thought each chapter got gradually less interesting.

Popular reviews

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★½ Watched 24 Dec 2022

  “James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron”

  2.5 stars for pretty visuals but even that feels generous for a film with Disney Channel quality plot, characters, and dialogue bro. Let’s please not make 3 more of these.

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  Does it’s best to subvert the typical music bio Dewey Cox tropes. Timothee might deserve the Oscar for vocal acting alone. 

  You’re pushing candles and he’s selling lightbulbs. 

  Track some mud on their carpet

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