Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The 12 Slays of Christmas 2022

  ★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  40 minute clip show with scenes from 11 Full Moon movies that wants to sell you their blind boxed figure collection.

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  Fast X 2023

  ★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2024

  Two and a half hours of ridiculousness only for a "to be continued"?!

Popular reviews

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  Little Witches 1996

  ★★ Watched 12 Oct 2013

  Like The Craft but with more Satan and T&A and less budget and fun.

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  Bloody Mallory 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2013

  Holy moly, what the heck did I just watch?!? Awesome, that's what!

  Mallory leads a supernatural strike team consisting of a drag queen demolitions expert, a mute little girl that can posses living things and a G-man with a gun (wait, how'd he get in there?) on a mission to rescue the kidnapped Pope.

  If you took Buffy, Evil Dead, Hellboy and a badly-dubbed kung-fu movie, tossed in a pinch of anime and put it all in a blender at high speed, you'd get this flick.

  The dubbing is bad but I think it really adds to the off the wall charm.