I think the Letterboxd community might be losing their god damn minds. This is legitimately, with no exaggeration, one of the worst movies I've ever seen at least in recent memory. Terrible writing, terrible acting, zero atmosphere or tension, and one of the worst main characters I've ever seen in a movie. It's not scary, it's not interesting, I fell asleep twice, and if that bitch heavy breathed in my ear one more time I was gonna walk out of the theater. I simply cannot trust the word of others anymore. Patrick Star in heels from the end of the SpongeBob Movie was scarier than this.
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Novocaine 2025
Wow that's 2 disappointing movies in one night. So let me get this straight, we have a bank manager who falls so in love with one of his employees (gross) after ONE date that he literally will risk his life to save her. Like bro you had sex one time that doesn't mean you have to murder people for her.
There wasn't a single good actor in the bunch here and the fight scenes weren't even that great. It even…
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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
Boy this was...not very good. I'm disappointed. There were maybe 5 times I laughed in the whole movie the rest was pretty predictable basic kids movie fare. Also this movie made me hate Daffy Duck. Bonus points for the great animation though.
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Dead Poets Society 1989
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A bunch of rich privalaged white kids with awful haircuts recite poetry, complain about how awful they have it, and are generally obnoxious. Almost every Robin Williams line made me cringe. Who knew the guy named Knox Overstreet would turn out to be a massive fucking creep. I hated every second of this. At first i was bored, then I was annoyed, then I was mad. This movie did nothing to earn a sad character death. Its pretentious and if I never see it again I can die a happy man. Garbage/10
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The Substance 2024
If you're looking for a subtle commentary on Hollywood and the beauty standards women are sometimes forced to hold themselves to, you won't find it here. Jesus christ some of the best practical effects I've seen in years. If you are at all squeamish or have any sort of medical based phobias stay the fuck away from this movie.
Edit: I think what's holding me back on rating this higher is that it really doesn't need to be 2 1/2 hours.
Also how the fuck do you become famous today with an aerobics show on cable television??
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