Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Sep 2023

  I am still dying, this is so good.

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Dec 2022

  Best film of 2022. Hands down.

Popular reviews

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  The Haunting of Hill House 2018

  ★ Watched 24 Oct 2018 1

  Oof. I know a lot of people loved this one, but I found it so overwrought and overwritten and sooooo CW, which isn’t always a bad thing, but in this case, it was. Like: David Lynch for CW fans? Time is confetti and ghosts are wishes? Too many shitty analogies and someone in the writer’s room had a serious Poe complex. I just wanted them all to shut the fuck up! It’s like they had to pack in every #whitpersonproblem there is: heroin addiction, helicopter parenting, black mold. It was like The Money Pit, but not funny.

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  The Irishman 2019

  ★ Watched 29 Nov 2019

  So confused by all the love this is getting. Felt like an SNL sketch about aging mobsters. And De Niro playing a middle aged hit man was not unlike watching Dolemite do kung fu.

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