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The Substance 2024
Only film I'll review retroactively because that's how much I hated it. Filmed like a Tik Tok/ASMR video (which seems to be a trend) and has an ersatz profoundness to it. Perfect for our times. My most hated film of 2024 and probably top 5 all time.
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Gladiator II 2024
From the very first scene, it pales in comparison to the original. An epic battle scene filmed on location with some stylish slow-motion action is replaced by CGI fires and explosions which fail to convince. Paul Mescal's character is then shoehorned into the story because of his dead archer wife we see for about 15 seconds. It never really improves. Denzel is the only really good thing about this and even his character's motivations seemed contrived. A forced sequel. Disappointing for a Ridley Scott fan like me.
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More Than a Miracle 1967
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
And they married and lived happily everafter... and he was an angry drunk and beat her.
Not sure I've ever seen a character be this much of an asshole and still be the hero and good guy who gets the girl at the end of the movie.
But then again this movie is absolutely crazy
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