I have been known to watch films from time to time
I am also a yak
There exists an alternate universe in which Grease is a funny and enlightening examination of gender roles, the drama and folly of young relationships and the way people hide their authentic selves to project an image that conforms to societal expectations.
Alas we do not exist in that universe, instead our Grease is a boring, poorly paced mess with the bones of an interesting work buried underneath its obnoxious outer layers.
Dear guy next to me at the theatre
I know that a guy from a movie from 20 years ago showed up, but I was planning on having hearing in my left ear tomorrow so maybe could you not fucking scream "WOD DA FUKK NO FUKKEN WAY!!!" at the the top of your lungs please and thank you