Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Guinea Pig: Mermaid in the Manhole 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Jun 2021

  at one point in 2018, i was covered in bed bug bites and allergy hives. the only relief i could find was taking baths.

  this movie became the only thing that i could think about.

  there’s an invisible line in everyone’s life when they stop being the artist and start being the mermaid.

Recent reviews

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  an honest to god feature length looney-ed tune in year of our lord 2025. giggled for most of the runtime and laughed out loud quite a bit. it absolutely rocks that this exists.

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  aster attempts to copy kaufman‘s homework instead of haneke’s and probably would have gotten away with it if it was literally an hour shorter

  also Mother! has so much more juice in this department.

  this is his best movie

Popular reviews

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  The Last Sacrifice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Oct 2024

  a super informative documentary about the origins of british folk horror movies.

  a moderately informative documentary about what didn’t kill an old man in the 1940s

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  You Got Served 2004

  ★★ Watched 08 Jan 2021

  we ain’t cool, we ain’t boys, and we ain’t nothing and that’s on my momma you ain’t getting with my sister