Favorite films

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  toni motherfuckin collette, man. genuinely terrifying final scene of her. don't think this hit me as much as other Bong Hitz™️ but still a genuinely fun watch. maybe it was too long? i dunno.

  rpatz, also very very good. real intense lunatic/loser skills played naturally.

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  I, Robot 2004

  ★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  the most expensive converse ad i've ever seen. i know this was made in 2004 but holy SHIT please learn to key out your green screens.

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  Shrek the Third 2007

  Rewatched 02 Mar 2025 1

  look man today has required comfort watches and i flew too close to the sun. my wax wings started melting the second i heard justin timberlake trying to voice act.

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Aug 2024

  life is full of what ifs.

  what if i'd taken that dance scholarship i was offered? what if i'd chosen piano instead of guitar? what if i'd swallowed my pride and a perceived sense of uniqueness and actually saw this film on the big screen like i should have? what if i lived without regret? 

  every decision you make takes you one step closer to exactly where you're supposed to be. if you occupy any kind of creative space, this…

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