Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Rad 1986

  Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Got to the theatre. Bought popcorn. Hit the coca-cola freestyle machine like it owed me money. Sat down in my seat. Was met immediately with some pre-show garbage with behind the scenes footage from the new Snow White picture which I realized up until that point I had not seen any footage of, especially not an entire trailer or whatever promotional trash this was. Gadot being garbage aside, those dwarves look FUCKED. That’s near Cats level of visually horrific CGI…

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  Uncle Buck 1989

  Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  I love the sprinkles of late 80’s/early 90’s suburban pseudo-goth fashion we get to enjoy alongside the legendary work of the singular John Candy.

Popular reviews

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  Children of Men 2006

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Dec 2020 4

  Magnificent film.

  At the exact moment that it’s revealed that the owner of the white-person-dreadlocks is none other than Charlie Hunham, I bit down on what turned out to be a very soft and moist Snyder’s Honey Mustard Pretzel. It was a pretty negative experience from front to back but I can’t hold that against Alfonso Cuarón now can I? I don’t mind Charlie but it was just the timing of it all really. 

  But yeah this film is like…

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  I Love My Dad 2022

  ★★★ Watched 14 Aug 2022 2

  Funny and sad. Extremely dark, thoroughly uncomfortable and tough to watch at almost every moment. Brought quite a reaction out of your boy a few times. Also made me not want to fuck up being a Dad. I mean I didn’t want to fuck it up to begin with but seeing this kind of thing reinforces that nicely. 

  Just out here trying to watch more new releases.