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Starship Troopers 1997
me (stupidest dude ever): this movie is great! conformity is awesome and nothing tragic matters if you’re hot! i love the army!
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Gandahar 1987
i was unsure if the anti-colonial conflict, though gripping, would be nuanced enough to sustain the story…so i was delighted that this turned into a time travel meditation on the immutable nature of fate and the change that can still be wrought within its confines. the animation is beautiful - spare yet rich, formal yet inventive, and had a distinct arid soviet bent that made a lot of sense, considering it was done by a DPRK-based studio. enjoyed the asimov rewrite but i’d like to see the french version as well.
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Blue Velvet 1986
i wish everyone at the flicks who laughed when isabella rossellini wandered naked and bloody from the bushes a very i am going to run you over with my car.
call me a killjoy but this is not a funny movie! it’s not a bit! the fireman is sincere jeffrey’s stubborn insistence that he can save this woman is sincere the robins are sincere dean stockwell! is! sincere! sit with things and let them move you! don’t giggle your discomfort…
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Mickey 17 2025
the word that comes to mind is haphazard. the mickeys should have fucked. pattinson reheating joe pera’s nachos (not in a bad way) and i really just don’t think ruffalo is a good actor
edit: forgot to mention my favorite bit was nasha holding mickey in the isolation tank as he threw up blood…romance ain’t dead
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