Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Serpico 1973

  ★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  couldn’t plug into this one the way i wanted to. but no matter. i love al pacino and wish he was a girl, but not nearly as much as lumet evidently

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  Starship Troopers 1997

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025 1

  me (stupidest dude ever): this movie is great! conformity is awesome and nothing tragic matters if you’re hot! i love the army!

Popular reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Feb 2025

  i wish everyone at the flicks who laughed when isabella rossellini wandered naked and bloody from the bushes a very i am going to run you over with my car.

  call me a killjoy but this is not a funny movie! it’s not a bit! the fireman is sincere jeffrey’s stubborn insistence that he can save this woman is sincere the robins are sincere dean stockwell! is! sincere! sit with things and let them move you! don’t giggle your discomfort…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025 2

  the word that comes to mind is haphazard. the mickeys should have fucked. pattinson reheating joe pera’s nachos (not in a bad way) and i really just don’t think ruffalo is a good actor

  edit: forgot to mention my favorite bit was nasha holding mickey in the isolation tank as he threw up blood…romance ain’t dead