Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  there are two jewish wolves inside of me

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  Crash 2004

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  this movie was made so everyone could watch it and go “see at least I’m not that bad” 

  but yeah its as terrible as they told you it was.

  score lowkey works tho??

Popular reviews

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  The Fabelmans 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2022 1

  #IAmSammyFabelman

  this film asks the Oedipal question “what if the manic pixie dream girl was my mom?”

  also curious how New Jersey and Arizona both look like the sfv hmmm

  okay this has big stage play energy and yeah I know tony kushner but the performances were lowkey cringe stage performances and I was not vibing until the grandpa showed up and then the high school gf lmfao

  High key thought it was gonna be Hitchcock and I was nervous for a fat suit

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  The Beatles: Get Back 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2021

  call the doctor I’ve had an erection lasting longer than 8 hours