johanna 🪷 ✮⋆˙

johanna 🪷 ✮⋆˙

HELL IS A TEENAGE GIRL.”
annoying any/all-er that watches tv shows and movies sometimes. mostly gay shit.

Favorite films

  • American Psycho
  • Jennifer's Body
  • Moonlight
  • My Beautiful Man: Eternal

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  • Love and Leashes

    ★★★★½

  • The Last Supper

    ★½

  • Cabrini

    ★★★

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★

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  • Love and Leashes

    Love and Leashes

    ★★★★½

    Fifty Shades of Grey could neverrr

  • The Last Supper

    The Last Supper

    ★½

    Got dragged to a screening by my mom. Enjoyable for the religious girlies out there I guess. Though it does use AI for some of the environmental shots and it is SO obvious.

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  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★★

    If only my high school career consisted of being in a toxic situationship with a maneater Megan Fox *sigh*

  • African American Psycho: The Hip Hop Freak

    African American Psycho: The Hip Hop Freak

    ★½

    “What if P Diddy was the main character of American Psycho instead of Patrick Bateman?” asked no one ever. Well, except for the one who birthed this deformed mind baby.

    Watched this as palette cleanser, which worked, so it earned a star for that. It’s the least subtle hour-long Diddy parody that hits the story beats of American Psycho (i.e. instead of a business card scene, we get an album scene that takes place in a club). It has that Tubi-signature bad audio mixing that really uhh… makes it special.