jonasp14

jonasp14

wsg gangy
i dont rlly watch movies... tryna fix that

Favorite films

  • Point Break
  • Isle of Dogs
  • Riding Giants
  • Howl's Moving Castle

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  • Forrest Gump

    ★★★½

  • Shiva Baby

    ★★

  • Donnie Darko

    ★★★½

  • The Sixth Sense

    ★★★★½

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  • Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump

    ★★★½

    idk..
    it was a really good movie and super well made i was just kinda bored, no notes. i have nothing notable to say here.. maybe it’s just cuz i wasn’t in the mood or idk.
    it was entertaining and i liked how they told the story through timeline of real events. the edits of him in old new footage was also v silly.

  • Shiva Baby

    Shiva Baby

    ★★

    white people be like
    i think i am literally the farthest away from the target demographic to this shit ever…
    watched with journey 

    she got me so fucking mad, she must love self sabotaging herself because all of this was 1000000% avoidable. literally EVERYTHING was SOOOOOOO AVOIDABLE FUCKK.. she is a grown ass adult she could’ve left😭 or even just waited outside😭😭, performances + cinematography were great.
    i fear this was rage bait for me

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  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★★★

    this movie is so señorita awesome
    bru her boyfriend made me so fucking mad

    she shoulda stayed working for miranda and got her bag up!! she wasn’t even fucking anything up her boyfriend was just making a huge deal outta nothing 😭 he’s also mad fuckin scary with those piercing eyes and that fucking perm LIKE DAMN LET HER LOCK THE FUCK IN. also miranda got some crazy ass aura.
    good movie, minus points cuz the boyfriend was so insufferable but was fully invested all the way through. thanks Donivan.

  • Atonement

    Atonement

    ★½

    visually so beautiful but this movie so fucking boring bruh. all the characters r soo unlikable and i literally dgaf abt any of them plus literally nothing fucjing happens especially in the middle when the dude is in the army. The sets r incredible but it’s literally like a third of the movie is this dude walking around. this movie is literally some evil white british people shit. only they would think of a lie that fucking crazy and then not admit to it when they r all crippled..

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