Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  For Your Eyes Only 1981

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This is a good ol’ Jamie time.

  You got the decent intro, the colder Bond (my favorite Roger Moore performance so far), a little bit less sex than usual, more nip slips than usual, some helicopter fights, some ski fights, some shark fights, some hockey fights, Jeffery Dahmer, a lot of dummies falling down cliffs, and a bad guy that’s not such a bad guy. It’s a more down to earth espionage Bond and it’s a pretty cool time 😎

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  Suffering Bible 2018

  ★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  If I’m the one suffering, does that make me the Bible?

  It’s kinda cool. There’s some fun shots every now and again. However, there’s a strong air of cheapness to the film. A real student-like quality in the visuals, sound, camera work, acting, and sets. Only the gore has some intricacies to it. There doesn’t feel like that many artist decisions except “put in some guts n’ titties.” Like in all five acts, somehow each character’s top always come off.…

Popular reviews

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  Beauty Is Not a Sin 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  Man this reads like a motorcycle commercial.

  
  
  

  Fuck, it’s a motorcycle commercial.

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  I Am Ready, Warden 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Justice is difficult. Really really difficult. The deceptively simple “eye for an eye” pushes us to want to see an end result. Find closure in a traumatic situation.

  This closure does not exist. It is never enough. 

  My heart breaks for everyone involved.