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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Despite the joy of about 75 minutes of shared laughter at all the goofy voices and slapstick japes, that third act still made me wish I could be shot and 3D printed anew as the person I was before I sat down for this movie.

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 23 Jan 2025 1

  There are many offensive elements of the plot and the lighting and singing are terrible. But this movie’s worst offense is that it is completely humorless. This is a musical about a cartel leader who transitions then tries to solve the tens of thousands of disappearances in Mexico… that is an outrageous premise!!! Much more straightforward movies have at least a joke here or there. This one on the other hand is totally allergic to camp. Terminally earnest and unfunny, which is how you know a trans person never got anywhere near the screenplay. Perfect movie for recently lobotomized people — full frontal, not partial.

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Dec 2024 2

  Mainly intended to stimulate dopamine production in the minds of elderly dementia patients.

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2023

  Rachel Sennott is such an important actress bc she doesn’t really act at all but that somehow makes her performance better. She has this vacant look all the time, it’s adhdesque in that her eyes never focus on anything. Or maybe they’re just directly, unashamedly looking at her mark, or the director, or the off-screen set. They teach classes on acting, have whole schools for it, where they tell you to imagine, what if you really were that character —…

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