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  Don't Worry Darling 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2023 2

  Dunno why everyone is ragging on this film.

  So what that the naughty Wilde and the Pughmeister didnt get on. The concept of this is rad and the twist was juicy AF. Harry styles accent needs to be addressed however. Just because you cant do a US accent doesnt mean you cant just do a mix of both and retrofit the storyline to make it work ya big dumb dumb.

  Tap dancing scene irrelevant but my oh my that boy…

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  Happiest Season 2020

  ★ Watched 18 Dec 2021 2

  Few films could have brought me out of the current state of reviewing hibernation, however this film stank so much like old socks I felt compelled to write something.

  Flatticake flatticake, this film is man! This whole film can be reduced back to... All praise and value the old conservative white dad and his career prospects. Oooooooo look theres the zany, creative sister...she must be an constant embarassment to the family and cant possible achieve anything until shes learnt a…

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  World's Greatest Dad 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Nov 2020

  This film reminded me of a time I let a stink bomb off in the year 8 locker room and then confessed to it after a lengthy investigation. I'm not proud of it but I couldnt live a lie no more. REUBEN WALLIAMS! He delivered those hard hitting scenes and his underlying sense of insecurity/guilt really got me invested in his situation no matter how much I wanted to slap his deadass son back into the ming dynasty! I sincerely…

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