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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  would work better if everyone turned in as delightful a performance as my boy rob, unfortunately basically everyone else - somehow even toni - settles on okay, short for mark ruffalo whose snl-audition-tape act borders unwatchable. nothing new to say here but liberal parody of the orange guy's dumb mannerisms aren't so fresh or cathartic in 2025. don't get me wrong i can go to bat for the painfully obvious - i still have my thumbs up for the substance…

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  Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2005

  Watched 02 Mar 2025

  patricia highsmith should have written this

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 14 Aug 2024 2

  i love every way in which this stupid ass world is designed like a god damn video game.

  i think this is not the intention so much as its just Coralie Fargeat's sense of humour, to strip out all the extraneous peripheral fluff superfluous to this cartoon version of LA and leave only the necessary elements, and then have those pieces warped in time and design as if offered up by an alien. e.g the titular substance and all its…

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  Challengers 2024

  Watched 22 Apr 2024

  Becomes apparent very early that this kind of exhilaratingly horny mind game in stylish setting is perfectly matched for Luca. A few elements in the construction don't work but it's such a compelling package so tailored for me that I don't care. God damn I want to be watching tennis again. International Tennis Federation should be cutting this a fat check.