Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I am probably wrong and being quite cynical but the serious bits seemed quite inauthentic and hammed up

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  The Road 2009

  ★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  An insufferable film

Popular reviews

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  Chao in Space 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Apr 2022

  Absolute masterpiece, no one can tell me any different. I cried, screamed, cheered at the cinema, gave it all my savings I had for my kids' college funds, left my house, lived on the streets, got myself back up on my feet, got a family, well-paid job, eternal life, just due to this film.

  All other films can die in a big pit of nothing this is best film ever

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  The King's Man 2021

  ★½ Watched 18 Feb 2022

  This film was too long, unlike Rasputin's pickled penis, which is never long enough.

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