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Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Apparently the entirety of the crew was told they'd be playing the role of Sleepy because everyone acts as if it's still rehearsals.

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  At least it's better than Love Hurts, but only in the case that Novocaine finishes in 4th place with no space on the podium for the true winners.

  You know what the problem is: the film already hit the unreachable heights during the first encounter. It doesn't matter if you quite literally snap Nathan's wrist off with exposed bone to show, it still doesn't reach the heights of third degree burns with a shot of his new addition in a…

Popular reviews

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  Rogue Elements: A Ryan Drake Story 2024

  ½ Watched 26 Nov 2024

  This garbage cost 300k and yet student films with no budget have executed every aspect better.

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  Night of the Skinwalkers 2024

  ½ Watched 08 Apr 2024 7

  The Night the World Ends or 'Night of the Skinwalkers' as the movie names itself opens with an ongoing opening credits section with subtitles that need to remind you "suspenseful music" every few seconds.

  Immediate green screen and stock sound effects, sped up motion. It's like this movie wants itself to be over with already.

  Who the fuck says "did Ted ever tell you about what happened to his parents? So sad." Way to kill a conversation.

  Audio is so…