Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Con Air 1997

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Egregiously bad and aged like milk but I laughed my ass off…and that’s the point. Movies aren’t bad in a fun way anymore.

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  Speed 1994

  Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Actually a very stressful movie if you are notoriously a slow ass driver…also tbh kinda weak for Keanu’s cute little crew cut lol

Popular reviews

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  We Live in Time 2024

  Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Was it a bunch of random vignettes? Yes. Could I tell I was being emotionally manipulated? Yes. Did I weep with snot globules hanging from my nose throughout the entire movie? Also yes.

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  Longlegs 2024

  Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Nah