I had enough credits to minor in film but you can't add a minor when you're already graduating with a double major in english and music.
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Mickey 17 2025
I reallllllllly don’t like this much voiceover and the score seemed completely at odds with what was going onscreen but there’s fun to be had with a big popcorn and soda. Next Bong film will be exclusively for him and fucking rock. Not mad at a lesser movie movie for a wider audience that makes the class warfare stuff blazing obvious for the dum dums who just wanna see the hot guy from Twilight. The bug aliens reminded me of the hand monsters from Elden Ring but cuter.
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All That Jazz 1979
There is a world where I give this one star for unforgivable maudlin self-pity BUT Bob Fosse suck his own dick harder than anyone on earth has and I was honking like a goose.
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The Brutalist 2024
I have never seen anything like this. Beautifully shot and scored. The runtime is grueling but necessary. Here’s the breakdown of my experience
0:00 - 2:00: Not since Elliot Gould have Jews ever been this hot
2:00 - 3:00: Felicity Jones - “Babe I’m so horny please sleep with me!” Adrian Brody - “Concrete mixer go brrr.”
3:00 - 3:30: youtu.be/JmSLQbzsg0c?si=BbBqk7uUPT0qX_2f
3:30 - 3:45: Italian disco rules
3:46 - Oh shit this wasn’t about a real guy? God damnit.
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No Hard Feelings 2023
As a 33 year old school teacher I want it public knowledge that I find this movie abhorrent and condemn it in no uncertain terms.
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