Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Fall Guy 2024

  ★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  Oh, so EH

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025 1

  If this review was in morse code, told through a series of “ooo”’s and “ahh”’s, it would look like this:

  ooo ooo   ooo ooo ooo   ahh ahh ahh ooo   ahh ahh   ahh  -  ooo ooo ahh   ooo ooo ooo   ooo ooo ooo   ooo ahh ahh !!!!

Popular reviews

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  Eno 2024

  ½ Watched 01 Jun 2024 2

  Absolutely pathetic excuse for a film. Using AI to essentially make your entire film is not an “experiment”, it’s lazy and proves this technology is cancerous to the industry. The only impressive thing this achieves is making Eno seem woefully dull. What a fucking waste of great source material.

  Watching the director bumble about on stage trying to justify his approach, while also saying how bored and tired he is with directing, was enraging. Dude couldn’t be fucked making an…

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  The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters 2007

  Rewatched 14 Mar 2024

  me but it’s 2013 and im playing competitive minecraft hunger games