Zion Elijah

Zion Elijah

Last of a vanishing breed.

Favorite films

  • Dragon Ball Super: Broly
  • Monster House
  • Blade
  • The Babadook

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  • Afro Samurai

    ★★★★½

  • The Thing

    ★★★★

  • Life

    ★★★★

  • Portrait of God

    ★★★½

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  • Afro Samurai

    Afro Samurai

    ★★★★½

    Everything about this anime is exactly what I love in an anime. A not to complex but solid revenge plot, awesome fight choreography, beautiful animation, ridiculously cool character designs, and the hardest soundtracks to go with it. The Afro Droid fight was a perfect example of all these elements coming together, making it my fav.

    I can’t stress enough how much I love Ninja Ninja. Samuel L. Jackson did such an amazing job voicing him as well.

    And even Justice,…

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★

    Way better than the 2011 remake!

    Great suspense, storytelling, and effects!
    Seriously these tranformations are brutal, especially Palmer's.

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    A murderous barrel organ without a homeless man rattling a tin for change in front of it.

    How about we just stop winding the guy up?

    If this guy was in the COD mystery box it would've been a breeze reaching round 100. He wiped the whole server.

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★½

    "I don’t want to sing anymore. Just talk to me."

    Yes, Joaquin! That's exactly how I felt throughout the entire movie.

    Look at how they massacred my boy. One of the greatest comic book villains, reduced to a Disney princess. I respect the attempt at taking a creative route with this, but it was just painful to watch. The previous film did it ten times better. They should’ve stuck with that formula.

    Okay, we get it, a song every 10…