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Favorite films

  • Black Swan
  • Annihilation
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  • Sicario

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  • Ad Astra

    ★★★

  • The Beach

    ★★½

  • The House

    ★★★

  • Dìdi (弟弟)

    ★★½

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  • Chuck Steel: Night of the Trampires

    Chuck Steel: Night of the Trampires

    ★★★½

    No thanks sugar tits, I'll have a fire in my belly till I'm dust in the wind.

    That should tell you everything you need to know.

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★

    I remember back in grade school, we had this one class assignment to make our own claymation video. So, my two best friends and I had the brilliant idea to make ours about a bear in the woods eviscerating some happy (but very unlucky) campers. Drowning Pool’s “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” being the crescendo of the attack. Very edgy stuff.

    As I type this out, I question why the teachers didn’t feel the need to contact our parents…

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  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit

    Who Framed Roger Rabbit

    ★★★★★

    Three movies ruled my childhood. The Sandlot, The Last Action Hero and Who Framed Roger Rabbit. So it's hard to view this without a lot of embedded bias. I think I'll always have a soft spot for Rogers raucous ridiculousness and I'll never not find it incredibly impressive what was accomplished here.

    Jessica Rabbit: Oh, Roger. You were magnificent.

    Roger Rabbit: Was I really?

    Jessica Rabbit: Better than Goofy.

  • The Primevals

    The Primevals

    ★★★½

    Pretty cool if you ask me. The lizard men activated the primitive part of my reptile brain that makes a person say 'Hell yeah' on repeat.