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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Any hand-drawn, traditionally animated theatrical feature would have me waking up gasping for air like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. And this one’s solid. So ever-loving messed up that Warner Bros. picked the all-time least profitable moment to release the first all-animated, feature-length Looney Tunes cartoon. Sux 4 dem. Ronald Reagan woulda loved this (a compliment). Porky has a Tarantino moment. Daffy says “I wanna see what this sssucker can do!” but he’s Daffy Duck so he says “fffucker.” They say…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Pretty good. Pattinson as Joe Pera was awesome as expected. Dug the world building; I just listened to a podcast series on the wreck of the Batavia and the Council reminded me of the Dutch East India Company (only the deepest cut references for my friends). Kinda strangely paced though. Weird to say, but the horniness really bogged down the story in the 2nd act. I hope Bong gets the threesome he clearly really wants.

Popular reviews

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  Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2021

  No fucking way. Actually enjoyable in the messiest way. If you take 50 Benadryl and go to the Ünterrealm, they have a bookshelf that’s only copies of this. It feels like a gateway drug to hardcore porn. One of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. Big reccomend.

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  Crayon Shin-chan: The Adult Empire Strikes Back 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2022

  I saw a toddler’s penis and then Andy Warhol almost killed himself.