Johnny

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Favorite films

  • City of the Living Dead
  • The Last Dragon
  • Le Cercle Rouge
  • House

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  • (500) Days of Summer

    ★★★

  • Mrs. Doubtfire

    ★★★★

  • Ne Zha

    ★★★½

  • Baywatch

    ★★½

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  • Nothing to Lose

    Nothing to Lose

    ★★★

    This was a staple back in high school.

  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★★

    This is one of those movies that in the middle 00’s would have had 3 copies on the new release wall of Hollywood Video. One that you would have grabbed because you had the monthly pass and why not. Basically a live action remake of a video game that hasn’t been made yet. Cheesy and too long, but honestly it’s kind of a good time. Gets lost in the sauce but I’d take some dumb fun and mediocre cgi over…

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  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★★★

    There are definitely some eye roll misteps. Anything with gen-z or technology is painful and the Sally plot feels stunted and awkward. All that said, I kind of enjoyed it. Leatherface is gnarly. I’m not a gorehound like I use to be, so gore on it’s own doesn’t get far with me anymore. However, the gore that is being touted in this movie is often paired with some of the most striking set pieces and standalone visuals that I can…

  • The Sadness

    The Sadness

    ★★★

    An over the top and unrelenting gorefest where nothing is off limits. Reminiscent of the Tartan Asian extreme days but more polished. Not really breaking any new ground, but not giving up any either. Where the character development or plot slumps the effects and depravity excels. The secret ingredient is the timing which drags this from a grotesque rollercoaster to plausibly horrific. Not really my thing anymore but definitely a dangerous and promising first feature.

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